Computer jokes – humor

Twenty years ago, John, as a child, dreamed of becoming a writer. His wish was to write things that would stir emotions, make his readers cry, get angry, and revolt…
He succeeded… He writes error messages for Microsoft.  

The customer got a nice computer for Christmas, he unboxes it and, obviously, it doesn't work...
Operator: When you move the mouse, what happens?
Customer (yelling): Simone, go look in the boxes, we forgot to plug in the mouse!  

How do you know if you're a computer geek?
– Your last thought before falling asleep is «shutdown completed»

– You press the wrong button in the elevator and look for the CANCEL button, not finding it you are surprised by the poor user interface.

– You double-click on the elevator buttons. .

– When you read a book, you press the space bar to turn the pages.

– When you close a window, your fingers automatically move to the F4 position. .

– Speaking of round numbers you think of: 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, … 65536

– On the train, you watch the landscape scroll. .

– You dream in palettes of 256 colors. .

– When trying to fall asleep you think: sleep(8*3600); /* sleep for 8 hours */

– You dial an IP number while trying to call someone on the phone. .

– Not only do you check your email more often than your mailbox, but you also remember your email address more easily than your snail mail. .

– You write your checks in hexadecimal!