Blonde Gag

It's a blonde flight attendant returning from work. Her friends ask her:
– So, where were you?
– Not very far. In Switzerland.
– Ah! And what were the Helvetii like?
– Uh
Helvetians, what a strange word! The blonde wonders what it could possibly mean and looks it up in the dictionary: "Helvetians: inhabitants of Switzerland."«
A month later, she returns home and her friends ask her:
– So, where were you this time?
– In Greece. It was superb!
– And what were the Greeks like?
– Uh
Another strange word! She looks it up in the dictionary: "Hellenes: inhabitants of Greece."«
A month later, upon her return, her friends asked her:
– Was your trip good?
– Great, I was in Egypt!
Wow! And what were the pyramids like?
– Oh! Don't even mention it! They're all idiots!

A blonde woman gives birth

A couple goes on vacation. On a small country road, the woman, a blonde, says to her boyfriend, "Oh, honey, pull over, quick, I need to poop!" The car stops, and she goes into the bushes. After 5 minutes, she calls to her boyfriend: "Honey, come quick, I've given birth! Quick, quick, I can see its little arms, its little legs, it's moving, come quick!!" The other man arrives, looks between the blonde's legs, and says, "You idiot, you're stupid, can't you see you've pooped on a frog?"

The red vibrator 

A blonde woman walks into a sex shop and asks the salesman for three vibrators: red, green, and blue.
The seller replied, "For the green and blue, no problem, but for the fire extinguisher, I'll check with the boss!"

Blonde

What does a blonde do when she wakes up?,
She's going home!!!!

5 in the front

A police officer stops a car. He approaches the vehicle and notices that there are 5 blondes sitting in the front of the car and only one in the back.
The blonde driver lowers her window and asks:
– Yes officer, what is it?
– Um, can someone explain to me why there are 5 of you in the front and the lady is alone in the back?
Annoyed, the blonde sitting in the back shouts:
– Well, what?! You can clearly see there's no more room in front!

America

It's a professor giving a history lesson to 20 blondes… First question:
– Where is America on the map?
Nicole, one of the blondes, gets up and finds the place on the map.
– Okay, second question: Who discovered America?
The 19 blondes suddenly stood up and said:
– It's NICOLE!
A blonde woman comes home and her clock strikes three times. – Oh, come on! I know it's one o'clock, no need to repeat it three times!

clock

A blonde woman comes home and her clock strikes three times.
– Oh, come on! I know it's one o'clock, no need to repeat it three times!

A few more jokes

1. Why can't blondes ever play hide-and-seek?
   Because even when they're hiding, they're so bright that we always find them!
2. What's the worst thing that can happen to a blonde?
   To have a stroke of genius and not even realizing it!
3. How does a blonde kill a fly?
   She takes a picture, because she heard it was a good «"click"» !
4. Why do blondes always bring a ladder to work?
   Because they always want reach new heights !
5. What does a blonde do when she receives a box of chocolates?
   She reads the expiry date, to be sure that everything is still costs !